jokes

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
” Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! “

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “
His father replied :  ” Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. “

~ by ultimuom pe mai 8, 2008.